PLANK MEETS PEACOCK

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"Even though i like you, i could never sleep with a plank."

Me stares at him with wide-open eyes.

"Arrrrh, i meant someone who feels no attraction towards me."

Me gulps. I thought he`d leave it like that. But no, he felt the need to put things straight, he must have known how much i love to think that i look like a plank. (I find these cheap and chic Moschinos and the Jil Sander asymmetrics to come in handy for that.)

He smiles, satisfied.

Me looks down. I`m fat, plus incapable of feeling sexual attraction. There's one thing on this planet that's worse than being fat, and that's being fat and feeling horny, both at the same time.

+ Headpiece and peacock brooch by Lana, of Kors
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4 comments:

  1. shine shoesJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    an the shoes? what are they?

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  2. AnaiviloJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    I looove the pants and the headband! :D Great photos, really! :D

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  3. UnknownJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    Suede sandals are Jil Sander, please follow the references in the body text, as i do not specifically list the brands for every piece of an outfit.

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  4. Ioana LilianaJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:34 AM

    Still darling, that turban gives the visual impression of you looking rather skinny . . . Seriously now, I love it on you, Lana did a wonderful job!

    ♥
    Fashezine

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